moo, i'm a pig. - Henry (8) and Sal (10) watching "Marie Antoinette"

moo, i'm a pig.

I'm not your definition of cool.

They'll probably shut me down.

I'm a jack of all trades and dealing with it.
I have a bad case of wanderlust; someday I'll travel to places.

I'm the small package good things come in...or maybe not. :P

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Henry (8) and Sal (10) watching "Marie Antoinette"

Henry:
So what, you just like trade your daughter to another country to stop world war two or something?
Henry:
They'd better not take that pug from the girl from Spider-man. Oh my GOD they did. I hate France.
Henry:
I want a feather pen.
Sal:
They are really heavy and hard to write with. You have to dip them in ink. They leave blotches.
Henry:
You don't think I know that stuff? I tried to make a feather pen.
Henry:
Is he wearing a wig? Why is a big butt dress supposed to be fancy? Everyone likes big butts. They cannot lie. This is where the song probably came from.
Henry:
Instead of kissing at the wedding they should do the chicken dance.
Henry:
Are there explosions in this?
Henry:
Is everyone going to watch them go to bed? Are they dying? Okay is everyone going to go in their room every night?
Henry:
Uhhh (boob shot)
Henry:
Did they want them to have a kid their first night together?! Um, they kinda have to know each other first. Jeez.
Henry:
I can't wait to go to France and eat pastries.
Me:
They're just like the ones at the patisserie.
Henry:
No. They're better. Mom, it's Paris.
Henry:
Do they have to make a baby here at some point? God, that would be annoying. This prince is a weirdo. He makes keys.
Sal:
Why is the King with that girl? That's not the queen? Ew!
Henry:
What about that pug?
Henry:
They said the princess is fooling around, but the prince is never sleeping with her.
Henry:
Don't walk behind that huge dress! Peacock! CA-CAWWW!!