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#HighSchoolMemories

Judging from the others’ tweets, I feel like my High School experience was waaaay better. Hence, I’ve listed up a couple of unforgettable shit that happened during one of my “glory” days.

• We had this Star Wars themed Science Fair once. My character was Tavion Axmis from the videogame.
• When every student is expected/required to be good at performing onstage. 
• Everything was a competition, even the collection of plastic bottles. Even the room decorations
• And yeah, decorate, EVERYTHING.
• Trash bins everywhere so you won’t have an excuse to litter.
• When the number of blackboard erasers gets smaller and smaller every week because of eraser fights.
• Batch name got changed thrice because we’re that hard to describe. 
• Screaming your lungs out to 30 Seconds to Mars, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, and My Chemical Romance songs during recess.
• Doing music video parodies and filming them.
• Filming almost every crazy thing that happens.
• Had six different choreographers for one performance who gave up on us.
• When no adviser wants to brave our class anymore because we’re a bunch of self-destructing douchebags.
• When our classroom looked like a legit house one Christmas
• Sneaking out of school by removing the jalousies of the windows
• Someone drank piss from a bottle thinking it was iced tea
• When our boys flash their mushrooms at people.
• Making the yayas and classmates’ cars as hiding places for cellphones because bringing them in was prohibited.
• Everyone was family.