Henry (8) and Sal (10) watching "Marie Antoinette"
Henry:So what, you just like trade your daughter to another country to stop world war two or something?
Henry:They'd better not take that pug from the girl from Spider-man. Oh my GOD they did. I hate France.
Henry:I want a feather pen.
Sal:They are really heavy and hard to write with. You have to dip them in ink. They leave blotches.
Henry:You don't think I know that stuff? I tried to make a feather pen.
Henry:Is he wearing a wig? Why is a big butt dress supposed to be fancy? Everyone likes big butts. They cannot lie. This is where the song probably came from.
Henry:Instead of kissing at the wedding they should do the chicken dance.
Henry:Are there explosions in this?
Henry:Is everyone going to watch them go to bed? Are they dying? Okay is everyone going to go in their room every night?
Henry:Uhhh (boob shot)
Henry:Did they want them to have a kid their first night together?! Um, they kinda have to know each other first. Jeez.
Henry:I can't wait to go to France and eat pastries.
Me:They're just like the ones at the patisserie.
Henry:No. They're better. Mom, it's Paris.
Henry:Do they have to make a baby here at some point? God, that would be annoying. This prince is a weirdo. He makes keys.
Sal:Why is the King with that girl? That's not the queen? Ew!
Henry:What about that pug?
Henry:They said the princess is fooling around, but the prince is never sleeping with her.
Henry:Don't walk behind that huge dress! Peacock! CA-CAWWW!!
